This week was wild, you guys! I/Me/Yours truly headed down to Bikini Bottom's hottest shop/boutique/emporium for a serious thong hunt/search/exploration. There were so many sparkly, neon/bright/glow-in-the-dark numbers, it was crazy/it was overwhelming/I nearly fainted!. I tried on some totally out there/hilarious/bizarre designs that made me laugh

This week was wild, you guys! I/Me/Yours truly headed down to Bikini Bottom's hottest shop/boutique/emporium for a serious thong hunt/search/exploration. There were so many sparkly, neon/bright/glow-in-the-dark numbers, it was crazy/it was overwhelming/I nearly fainted!. I tried on some totally out there/hilarious/bizarre designs that made me laugh

This week was wild, you guys! I/Me/Yours truly headed down to Bikini Bottom's hottest shop/boutique/emporium for a serious thong hunt/search/exploration. There were so many sparkly, neon/bright/glow-in-the-dark numbers, it was crazy/it was overwhelming/I nearly fainted!. I tried on some totally out there/hilarious/bizarre designs that made me laugh

This week was wild, you guys! I/Me/Yours truly headed down to Bikini Bottom's hottest shop/boutique/emporium for a serious thong hunt/search/exploration. There were so many sparkly, neon/bright/glow-in-the-dark numbers, it was crazy/it was overwhelming/I nearly fainted!. I tried on some totally out there/hilarious/bizarre designs that made me laugh

This week was wild, you guys! I/Me/Yours truly headed down to Bikini Bottom's hottest shop/boutique/emporium for a serious thong hunt/search/exploration. There were so many sparkly, neon/bright/glow-in-the-dark numbers, it was crazy/it was overwhelming/I nearly fainted!. I tried on some totally out there/hilarious/bizarre designs that made me laugh